Do I look like I eat dirt?

Last night Mason asked "Mom, did you eat dirt?"

Sounds like a stupid question until you know that 5 minutes before I had answered another question about the huge nasty zit on the side of my face, saying that "sometimes you get dirt under your skin and it causes little red bumps."

Well, logically, the only way for dirt to get under your skin is to eat it.

I guess that falls under the rule of "There are no stupid questions."

And apparently, I do look like I eat dirt.